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Sunday, September 13, 2009

From Twitter 09-12-2009



  • 03:14:54: New post on my blog: From Twitter 09-11-2009: 08:03:29: Overall I hate Farm Town & Farmv.. http://bit.ly/1CJPJX
  • 06:58:01: Wt: 178.2, RHR: 47, BF: 17.6%
  • 07:38:33: ok I'm going to do some dishes
  • 07:56:05: Someone please tell me how to do dishes without detergent? I see some "multipurpose cleaner" but I hope that's not what she uses
  • 09:06:19: Wow, crazy. I just found out this guy I've known for about 10 years but haven't seen for a couple is seeing this girl I went to school with
  • 09:06:39: I found out because I became her FB friend and was looking at her pictures... he was married the last time I saw him
  • 09:06:53: She said "a lot has changed for him". Yeah, you think? hehe
  • 09:14:15: "We never miss a chance, we get up and dance..." ♫ http://blip.fm/~d95vn
  • 09:14:48: My wife showed me the dish detergent. She had it in a hand-wash pump bottle. Of course! What was I THINKING?!?!
  • 10:25:43: I just saw a Twix commercial, come to find out it's just part of a bigger thing. funny as hell... "Get the Girl": http://tinyurl.com/l97rnx
  • 10:54:37: http://twitpic.com/hgqys - I told Joy she had yogurt on her nose.
  • 10:55:40: I told my wife we need to go onto Clean House. She said no.
  • 13:10:38: http://twitpic.com/hhf94 - Spanish-language Jack FM?
  • 17:40:49: The laugh track on this Funniest Pets & People show reminds me of the laugh track on The Streak


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Saturday, September 12, 2009

From Twitter 09-11-2009



  • 08:03:29: Overall I hate Farm Town & Farmville, but I find it hilarious that Moaty Fayek is an avid Facebook farmer.
  • 08:37:25: I love random google images. I was looking for the living dead lifting something (a deadlift), but found this: http://tinyurl.com/l3prdu
  • 08:57:59: Sales guy toasted his third Blackberry. Why is that acceptable?
  • 09:42:03: Hah! For people who "don't watch TV": http://tinyurl.com/klku5n
  • 09:44:14: I'm fine with you not watching TV. When not asked though, volunteering the information sounds like you're putting me down.
  • 09:59:10: Oh crap. Janitor's on vacation the next two weeks.
  • 09:59:23: Everyone complains about him when he's here, but just watch what happens when he's not.
  • 10:04:05: Crap, I'm gonna have to give into the darkside and buy some Robitussin.
  • 10:18:44: HJere's one for you fellow parents. Get the tissues ready: http://bit.ly/16Hvd7
  • 11:55:46: RT @TLM26: http://twitpic.com/hc5tm - Injury #3 elbow-caution bloody :-/ - sexy!
  • 11:59:09: Nice. I just plugged up the Les Scwab toilet.
  • 12:58:15: ok guys help me out here. Aside from the BEWBS... how did they do this? http://tinyurl.com/n3g3vb
  • 12:58:36: I just got that ad on a blog. I live in Olivehurst, but right now, I'm at work. Yet it says Olivehurst.
  • 13:50:00: The guy who says "Previously on Heroes" wishes he was the guy who said "Previously on Lost": http://tinyurl.com/yr222t
  • 15:14:26: RT @eddieizzard: I have finished my 40th marathon! My ankle still hurts. Please sponsor me or I will cry http://bit.ly/rKdep
  • 15:15:05: I just had to explain to a user why printing a 640x400 image at fullpage 600dpi looks "fuzzy"
  • 15:15:19: I still don't think they understand fully.
  • 21:16:13: Someone remind me that @johnmoe & @BillCorbett are "celebrities", essentially bots who only communicate with each other.
  • 21:19:05: Facebook's hard to use on a netbook!
  • 21:22:18: http://twitpic.com/hejly - It's looking a bit better! For some reason my TOES are bruised.
  • 21:38:24: http://twitpic.com/helm9 - Knee's much better now, still needs a band aid tho.
  • 22:35:58: alright I'm off to bed


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Friday, September 11, 2009

From Twitter 09-10-2009



  • 08:16:20: Starting yesterday and sort of peaking today, my seasonal chest congestion has kicked into full gear. I started thinking about it
  • 08:16:49: The timing actually couldn't be any better, since I'm not running anyway. A year or so ago I got it and had to stop running for like 6 weeks
  • 08:17:17: So by getting it while I can't run anyway, as a friend used to put it, it sort of fills two stomachs with one donut.
  • 08:33:16: http://twitpic.com/h75p1 - My coworker's sunburned foot. Ok, I don't feel as bad now.
  • 08:33:37: Crap, I must have left Tweetdeck running at home. I got sent to the penalty box.
  • 08:34:26: The penalty's HUGE, it says it won't reset for another HALF HOUR
  • 09:12:29: Hey, it looks like I'm back :)
  • 09:14:41: Real voicemail: "Hey Greg, I'm getting this strange error, Norton Antivirus... anyway call me." Thanks for the details.
  • 11:02:40: Crap, I was logged into Google when I searched for "baby porn".
  • 12:35:53: RT @sacbee_news: Furloughs immediately canceled for thousands of state workers http://bit.ly/eHKov
  • 12:45:47: RT @HellaSound: Uh okay, this is brilliant http://bit.ly/1JWBUy Protect your chicken from Dokken! :) RAWK ON!
  • 12:46:07: RT I just entered to win a FREE HD Flip Cam from Level 26. Winners picked daily on www.Level26.com. #level26 RT 2 enter.
  • 13:15:22: So by sheer luck, I'm getting sick. I'm calling it luck, because since I can't run anyway, I don't have to feel bad about not running.
  • 14:06:09: RT @eddieizzard: Damaged something in my right ankle. It could turn serious so I have had to run & walk through my 39th marathon today
  • 15:41:49: RT @spiritofthe80s: 77's with "How Can You Love" from Ping Pong Over The Abyss http://tr.im/1dkc
  • 16:14:29: has the theme from Neverending Story in his head.
  • 16:21:42: RT @DonGeronimoShow: http://twitpic.com/h8wbi - Ah ha! Rich Eisen as a small lad. Off 4 football now. Stay Safe. Tranya. :) - HAH!
  • 18:43:20: RT @ZenRunner: http://twitpic.com/h9ajx - A rare shot of @blackfonzie @ work. - love the Pre stache
  • 19:57:23: I do believe @palm #pre drinks #iphone's milkshake.
  • 20:26:34: Wow, Denise Crosby's looking bad hehe
  • 21:02:57: The swelling's going down in my ankle and I'm not limping as much! Woo!


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Thursday, September 10, 2009

From Twitter 09-09-2009



  • 07:46:45: I've noticed more and more, people saying "reoccurring" instead of "recurring". What's up with that?
  • 08:07:48: This one reminds me of @blackfonzie for some reason: http://peopleofwalmart.com/?p=3011
  • 08:48:57: We have an AT&T rep to avoid 800 #'s & auto attendants. She's out, and referred us via auto-reply to her backup. Here's what he just said:
  • 08:49:21: "Call Priority Repair at 800-332-1321. This is the best way to resolve these issues."
  • 08:49:33: So everyone? Call priority repair, all at once! Woo!
  • 08:53:50: Hah, backup AT&T rep's signature ends "***I strive to ensure you are VERY Satisfied, if you are less than, please contact me immediately***"
  • 09:04:44: I'm going to be like a celebrity and start a foundation. I call it the, "Hey, Look At Me!" foundation.
  • 09:35:20: CRAP! I missed 09:09:09 09/09/09
  • 11:01:47: Did you know laser printers use toner, not ink?
  • 11:01:56: Changing my approach, you see. :)
  • 18:26:50: At Urgent Care, tired of the swelling. Maybe it'll be like the scene in Airplane with the eggs...
  • 18:29:37: Wow, John MCain on CNN commenting on John McCain's reaction to Obama's speech. Wonderfully surreal.
  • 18:36:00: OK this isn't good... She took my BP because the top # (systemic?) was 160. Could my injury cause that?
  • 18:44:41: I'm on Urgent Care's free wifi, I should test their firewall by watching pr0n.
  • 18:47:45: The doc's sending me for an xray. Before he left his face lut up as he said. "Is that the #pre???"
  • 18:47:58: Take that, @karrack.
  • 18:50:53: I just noticed that #Twee says "View Converstation".
  • 20:18:30: I'm back. No break, more RICE, more feeling like a dumbass for going again. Should have listened to Dr. @cyktrussell.
  • 20:33:27: The Tivo just replaced channel 653 ARANG with 653 SETH. Uh, what?
  • 20:43:12: still getting used to this netbook keyboard
  • 21:03:49: Facebook is broken in Firefox.
  • 21:09:14: Did #webos 1.2 just drop? The updater's not connecting. #pre
  • 21:22:51: RT @News10_CA: Konocti Harbor Resort to Close http://bit.ly/e6tJr - oh my gosh! LOTTA good memories there.
  • 22:10:12: "What's a luftbaloon?" heh


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