From Twitter 02-01-2011

• 03:01:33: New post on my blog: From Twitter 01-31-2011: 03:01:30: New post on my blog: From Twitter 01-30-2011: 03:02:03: ... http://bit.ly/hQ6XCO
  
• 07:27:55: I'm at ARCO ampm (886 Colusa Ave., Yuba City) http://4sq.com/hDiSwg
  
• 09:21:54: One of my most-hated user descriptions for technology: "It's thinking about it."
  
• 12:05:47: I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand? #fb
  
• 12:54:35: Hi there! I realize we're standing at the urinal, and yes, I just farted. Don't comment on it. Thanks!
  
• 12:57:53: Hmm... book at Salvation Army, 99 cents. Same book on Kindle, $9.99. Nope, not ready for a Kindle. #fb
  
• 13:47:08: Oh I'm sorry boss. I should have said, "Can you..." instead of "We need..." in an email. "Just teaching me how to communicate?" Yeah. OK.
  
• 13:47:40: But next time? Don't tell me the opposite way again. You're pissing me off every 5 minutes, dick.
  
• 13:48:39: And don't pull that "I do like you, really." bullshit.
  
• 20:11:56: I'm at Chevron ExtraMile (2700 Del Paso Rd., Sacramento) http://4sq.com/gyQxwT
  
• 22:40:21: Ali Vincent, of course. RT @Ali_Sweeney: Who's your favorite Biggest Loser contestant of all time?? @shayBL
  
• 22:41:10: CURSE YOU, Google Images. All I want is a witty cartoon labeled, "Darth Mall", is that such a bad thing? #fb
  

Tweets copied by twittinesis.com

From Twitter 01-31-2011

• 03:01:30: New post on my blog: From Twitter 01-30-2011: 03:02:03: New post on my blog: From Twitter 01-29-2011: 03:01:27: ... http://bit.ly/eevVoz
  
• 06:07:41: Body Pump! (@ Yuba-Sutter Training Zone (formerly Pro Fitness)) http://4sq.com/gxRWFI
  
• 07:05:24: I'm at ARCO ampm (1129 North Beale Rd., Marysville) http://4sq.com/ecsZEx
  
• 18:11:58: I'm at Sprint store (3110 Sunrise Blvd #200, at White Rock Rd, Rancho Cordova) http://4sq.com/hfnvtg
  

Tweets copied by twittinesis.com

From Twitter 01-30-2011

• 03:02:03: New post on my blog: From Twitter 01-29-2011: 03:01:27: New post on my blog: From Twitter 01-28-2011: 03:01:50: ... http://bit.ly/idRgVy
  
• 09:01:13: I'm at The Rivers Foursquare Church (1548 Poole Blvd., Ste. D, Yuba City) http://4sq.com/gf8grm
  
• 15:11:53: I'm at Casa Carlos (413 6th Street, Marysville) http://4sq.com/g55AMv
  
• 15:15:30: RT @johnmoe: Wait, is that Hitler in this Russian MST3K ripoff? http://tinyurl.com/4vkl7vu ( @BillCorbett , @kwmurphy , @TraceBeaulieu l ...
  
• 16:06:31: I'm at Target (1153 Butte House Rd., Yuba City) http://4sq.com/fp9yyB
  
• 17:49:18: Tiffany's too fat, Debbie Gibson's too skinny, and they spent $1 on special effects. #megapythonvsgatoroid
  
• 17:52:31: Debbie Gibson appears to have difficulty speaking through her veneers, just like Rose Tyler.
  
• 18:24:35: A. Martinez, how far you have fallen.
  
• 18:28:50: ...and a surprise appearance by Mickey Dolenz! He actually looks better than Tiffany & Debbie Gibson combined.
  
• 18:39:43: My son just said, "No it's not called Mega Python vs. Gatoroid. It's called Lady vs. Lady." @syfymovies
  
• 18:41:46: WTF? That snake just ate Mickey Dolenz!
  
• 18:43:36: "I... think... we're alone now." "There doesn't seem to be anyone around, but..."
  
• 19:50:55: "Water is not for everyone, so check with your doctor before beginning a water regimen."
  
• 20:26:51: RT @gradyMagnifico: @syfy I nominate Megapython vs Gatoroid for a #sagawards
  
• 20:27:33: Parents: naming your daughter "Lusti" or "Kandi" guarantees her a job later in life.
  
• 20:42:27: Happy, and I'm smiling, walking miles to drink your water. #fb
  
• 20:53:53: I can't wait for my kids to ask me how cats wipe their butts.
  
• 21:40:58: RT @CrusePhoto: I didn't think a woman could "rock" a pantsuit! RT @accesshollywood: Julie Bowen Rocks Pantsuit For SAG Red Carpet: http ...
  

Tweets copied by twittinesis.com

From Twitter 01-29-2011

• 03:01:27: New post on my blog: From Twitter 01-28-2011: 03:01:50: New post on my blog: From Twitter 01-27-2011: 03:01:30: ... http://bit.ly/fH8cNG
  
• 10:31:48: I didnt set the alarm, figured I'd naturally wake @ 7. I woke @ 9:15, WTF?
  
• 11:04:02: AT&T just sent me a txt saying I've used 65% of my data plan, reminding me that overages are $10/MB. Thanks, AT&T, but Jan is over in 2 days
  
• 11:04:27: I should check on the billing cycle though.
  
• 12:25:54: There's a woman in my kitchen with a rainbow on her cheek, doing dishes while listening to @thechoirtweet!
  
• 12:48:35: I just can't believe my wife is listening to Chase the Kangaroo. @thechoirtweet
  
• 15:01:33: I'm at Walmart (1131 North Beale Rd., Marysville) http://4sq.com/gQj3NU
  
• 19:52:38: Me: "Aww, you threw up? Did you cry?" Daughter: "Yes. I puked."
  
• 19:58:09: It must be great fun to write for Spartacus. #fb
  
• 20:54:44: Babaloo.
  
• 20:54:53: BAAAAAAAABAAAAAALOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
  
• 20:55:04: Babalooooooooooooooooo AYYYY YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
  
• 20:55:11: BAAAAAAABAAAAAAAALOOOOOOOOOOO hey!!!
  
• 21:51:59: I just love when someone posts a video to Youtube and says, "I don't own this material!" I wouldn't have known the 13yo didn't own Star Trek
  
• 22:20:49: Listen: strange women, lying in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. #fb
  
• 22:44:09: Hendrix would be proud. RT @rodmur Now that's how you play guitar! NSFW kinda! http://bit.ly/gFUHQ8
  

Tweets copied by twittinesis.com