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Friday, February 04, 2011

From Twitter 02-03-2011



  • 03:01:39: New post on my blog: From Twitter 02-02-2011: 03:01:47: New post on my blog: From Twitter 02-01-2011: 03:01:33: ... http://bit.ly/hwWjKq
  • 07:33:42: I'm at ARCO ampm (886 Colusa Ave., Yuba City) http://4sq.com/fby8Rr
  • 09:08:07: PAH!!!
  • 09:08:28: OK user, stop arguing with me and just explain the problem. You have a red wire, cool, but I don't know where it plugs in.
  • 09:08:43: Therefore you can't explain the entire thing as "the red wire goes somewhere" because it ain't gonna do you or me any good.
  • 09:08:59: Also, don't cut that red wire, usually they try to trick you into that so it blows the bomb up.
  • 09:12:21: Me: "Now you're going to pull the power plug from the Linksys and plug it back in." User: "Pull the plug from Verizon's router?"
  • 09:12:41: Me: "No, our Linksys router." User: "Oh, the Linksys?"
  • 09:13:24: Me: "Yes, the Linksys." User: "Oh, I thought you meant Verizon's router."
  • 09:33:59: I'm unsure about this "right click" business. Yet, when you tell me to right click something, I ask, "left button"?
  • 10:04:38: WTF is wrong with this user? He gets the OPPOSITE of everything I say!
  • 10:09:23: Me: "Unplug the network cord from the back of the Verizon router." User: "OK, I'm unplugging the network cord from the back of my computer."
  • 15:44:52: Did a fitness workout. 45 minutes on the work recumbent. I was about this -><- close to running, but chickened out ... http://bit.ly/h1s2nO
  • 17:30:15: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww the cat's eaten it. #fb
  • 17:30:31: LIES! TweetDeck LIED!!!
  • 20:21:40: I'm at The City Cafe (667 Plumas #C, Yuba City) http://4sq.com/hSv6h4
  • 21:15:42: I'm at Walmart (1131 North Beale Rd., Marysville) http://4sq.com/eXVqNY


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Thursday, February 03, 2011

From Twitter 02-02-2011





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Wednesday, February 02, 2011

From Twitter 02-01-2011



  • 03:01:33: New post on my blog: From Twitter 01-31-2011: 03:01:30: New post on my blog: From Twitter 01-30-2011: 03:02:03: ... http://bit.ly/hQ6XCO
  • 07:27:55: I'm at ARCO ampm (886 Colusa Ave., Yuba City) http://4sq.com/hDiSwg
  • 09:21:54: One of my most-hated user descriptions for technology: "It's thinking about it."
  • 12:05:47: I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand? #fb
  • 12:54:35: Hi there! I realize we're standing at the urinal, and yes, I just farted. Don't comment on it. Thanks!
  • 12:57:53: Hmm... book at Salvation Army, 99 cents. Same book on Kindle, $9.99. Nope, not ready for a Kindle. #fb
  • 13:47:08: Oh I'm sorry boss. I should have said, "Can you..." instead of "We need..." in an email. "Just teaching me how to communicate?" Yeah. OK.
  • 13:47:40: But next time? Don't tell me the opposite way again. You're pissing me off every 5 minutes, dick.
  • 13:48:39: And don't pull that "I do like you, really." bullshit.
  • 20:11:56: I'm at Chevron ExtraMile (2700 Del Paso Rd., Sacramento) http://4sq.com/gyQxwT
  • 22:40:21: Ali Vincent, of course. RT @Ali_Sweeney: Who's your favorite Biggest Loser contestant of all time?? @shayBL
  • 22:41:10: CURSE YOU, Google Images. All I want is a witty cartoon labeled, "Darth Mall", is that such a bad thing? #fb


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Tuesday, February 01, 2011

From Twitter 01-31-2011





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