- 13:10:12: Ladies & gentlemen... I RAN A MILE. It was on a treadmill, and it was only 5mph, but I ran a mile.
- 13:22:49: Hello, Fuji Apple. You're looking fine today, all chilled and crisp. Come here. Yeah, that's it. WHOOPS, sorry I took a bite.
- 15:49:10: Tweetdeck just told me I can't self-DM. Pah.
- 19:09:48: Alright, while that mile was good and all, I'm giving it more time. I think some icing is in order tonight.
- 20:20:38: I enabled LED notifications on my #pre a little while ago. Pretty stinkin' cool, AND I can turn it off when I go to bed.
- 20:59:56: Turns out I was wrong last night. The ice cream sandwiches WERE no sugar added. Score. :)
- 21:42:20: Best Jillian Michaels quote of the night: BLEEP.
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