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Wednesday, February 02, 2011

From Twitter 02-01-2011

  • 03:01:33: New post on my blog: From Twitter 01-31-2011: 03:01:30: New post on my blog: From Twitter 01-30-2011: 03:02:03: ...
  • 07:27:55: I'm at ARCO ampm (886 Colusa Ave., Yuba City)
  • 09:21:54: One of my most-hated user descriptions for technology: "It's thinking about it."
  • 12:05:47: I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand? #fb
  • 12:54:35: Hi there! I realize we're standing at the urinal, and yes, I just farted. Don't comment on it. Thanks!
  • 12:57:53: Hmm... book at Salvation Army, 99 cents. Same book on Kindle, $9.99. Nope, not ready for a Kindle. #fb
  • 13:47:08: Oh I'm sorry boss. I should have said, "Can you..." instead of "We need..." in an email. "Just teaching me how to communicate?" Yeah. OK.
  • 13:47:40: But next time? Don't tell me the opposite way again. You're pissing me off every 5 minutes, dick.
  • 13:48:39: And don't pull that "I do like you, really." bullshit.
  • 20:11:56: I'm at Chevron ExtraMile (2700 Del Paso Rd., Sacramento)
  • 22:40:21: Ali Vincent, of course. RT @Ali_Sweeney: Who's your favorite Biggest Loser contestant of all time?? @shayBL
  • 22:41:10: CURSE YOU, Google Images. All I want is a witty cartoon labeled, "Darth Mall", is that such a bad thing? #fb

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